So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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