I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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