Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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