i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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