can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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The uberlube is also flammable
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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