wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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