i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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