I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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