the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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