I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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