Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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