you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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