I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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