I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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