I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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