Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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