I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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