She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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