You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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