Im at strip club and am horny
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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