you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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