Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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