new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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