You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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