I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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