People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize