So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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