Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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