I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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