id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
it glows. i had to have it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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