He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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