farters have to be the big spoon...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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