my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I wear drunk well.
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