i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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