Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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