i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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