Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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