Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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