STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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