oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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