she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
dude. I can hear the air.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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