Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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