So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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