ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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