nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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