I must be too annoying 4 u.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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