I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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