he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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