they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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