if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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